No one writes in the present tense but for this article we must. Everything is going on right now! My motto is (and I know it's good because I invented it): Never trust your brain: It's double-sided and self-programmed. I like to check with each side of my brain, one at a time, never together. I do this every eon or so just to see how things are going. Let's check in with Lefty: Lefty, are you there? Righty! How about you? Are you there? Well, I guess they are taking their afternoon nap. It's a beautiful day here in Idaho. The troops are home. The crops are in ? Lefty "What do you want? Don't ask me why I couldn't spell "Seoul. |
